the face of milla jovovich and the body type of julian casablancas
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hey guys!!! im back in asheville, nc for a while and im in da mountainz and have no wifi. ill try to go to a coffeeshop often to update and post but no promises on how often and i dont have enough time to set up a queue bc i wanna go back to the cabin and watch roswell. i luv all of you


fuuck your bedtime mom. its probably like 5 am in china right now. time is a human construction that doesnt even exisgt. if u reject time you can transcend it. please i want to play halo



if your BAC is over 0.6% you die

Spot the nerd

  • Parents: Are you taking selfies?
  • Me: No it's Snapchat

is that jose

in 12 hours i’ll be at the airport???? whoa time is weird

me exercising

  • me: haha hey guys do u dare me to eat this whole thing of ice cream
  • them: no
  • me: *shaking my head and chuckling* i cant believe you guys are making me do this
  • them: we're not
  • me: *eating right out of the thing* this is so wild you guys you're so fucked up for making me do this


i’m so sick/bored of this site but i have to win


i want someone who will sit on a rooftop with me at 3 am and shave their head while i shave my head and then hotglue the hair to the roof so the roof will have hair